Actual Student Sentence (with apologies to the Matron)

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The pursuit of losing weight to achieve the ideal body image can be detrimental to death.

Comments

Anonymous said…
No way. Really?
March 2, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Jenn @ Juggling Life said…
I'd say death deserves it.
March 2, 2009 at 11:30 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh dear...
March 2, 2009 at 11:43 AM
derfina said…
Say it ain't so!
March 2, 2009 at 4:20 PM
Mary Alice said…
So by the same token would, my eating half a pizza... be detrimental to thin?
March 6, 2009 at 4:52 AM
Fantastic Forrest said…
The endeavor of reading sentences like that to raise my consciousness of the thought processes of students may be detrimental to the health of my brain.

Hey, Professor! You should come over to my new teaching blog. Tell me what you think....
March 6, 2009 at 11:06 AM
we_be_toys said…
Wow - and just consider: this is one who was accepted into college.
Sweet squeaking Jesus - I'm, I'm just floored.
March 12, 2009 at 8:37 AM
JCK said…
*Sigh*

*Gulp*

Yes, this may be one up on the Matron's students...
March 26, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Gina said…
Well death is skinny enough but I can see why it might have some body image issues...

I loved reading your interview at Motherscribe. Thank you for sharing yourself. Your definition of feminism has given me much to think about.
March 28, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Jenn @ Juggling Life said…
I really liked your interview--especially the part about the greatest failure of the women's movement.
March 28, 2009 at 5:13 PM
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