Professor J's Place

14 September, 2009

Actual Student Sentence

Most of the time the female is insecure about herself and thinks having sex with the most popular guy in school will make her feel better about herself and will not make her feel like a social leopard.

--I cannot make this stuff up.


Anonymous Jen on the Edge said...

You know, that is true. I've never wanted to feel like a social leopard.

So I'm guessing the author was of the male species?

September 14, 2009 at 3:53 PM  
Blogger Mike Golch said...

there are guys that way as well.

September 14, 2009 at 7:22 PM  
Blogger Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Nobody wants to be a social leopard.

September 14, 2009 at 8:29 PM  
Blogger Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

I totally agree with this student. I think I will feel better about myself if I have sex with Adam Lambert.

That is all.

September 14, 2009 at 10:20 PM  
Blogger Zenmomma said...

Personally, I would much rather feel like a social cougar.

September 15, 2009 at 5:43 PM  
Blogger Sojourner said...

So what's wrong with leopards, already? They are beautiful animals, after all. :)

By the way, I love your new header- with the sweet baby sea turtles.

PS- where are my pictures?

September 16, 2009 at 9:59 PM  
Blogger Mrs. G. said...

That's my new t-shirt: Social Leopard.

Now here's a question: what do you write in the margins? There is so much here to address.

September 18, 2009 at 10:58 PM  
Blogger Magpie said...

Ooh, a social leopard, huh? I like Mrs. G's suggesting - t-shirts all around.

October 4, 2009 at 9:07 PM  
Blogger phd in yogurtry said...

So now we have social leopards and cougars. Cat women rule!

I'll take a t-shirt if somebody's ordering.

October 6, 2009 at 9:40 AM  

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