"I am playing with myself,
I am playing with the world's soul,
I am the dialogue between myself and el espiritu del mundo.
I change myself, I change the world."

Gloria AnzaldĂșa

22 April, 2008

File under: Well, You Asked. . .

Today before class I went to the cafeteria for a sugar free, fat free, flavor reduced smoothie.

"Would you like a booster with that?"

"Yes. Vodka."

It's been a long morning.

14 comments:

Mike Golch said...

I can totally relate to that when I was a Corrections Officer I had days like that as well.

Lisa Milton said...

Oh, I had that weekend. I know I must be wearing my shoulders as earrings when I see my husband spiking my drink.

I hope your week takes a turn for the mellow.

Mary Alice said...

There are those days that flavor reduced smoothies just won't do the trick.

Julie Pippert said...

Ohhh that's too bad it's one of *those* days. Bottoms up!

Sojourner said...

I am sorry you are having a bad day. Hope the rest of the week is better. <3<3<3<3<3

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Did the give it to you?!

Family Adventure said...

That might happen when Absolut comes out with a low cal version... ?

Hope this morning is less long!

Heidi

Saucy said...

It is my belief that no smoothie should be sugar-free or fat free. If you're ingesting pulverized food, isn't texture-free enough?

Cheri said...

Hell yeah.

Mrs. G. said...

I'm thinking we need to design a flask for teachers that is shaped like a dry erase marker. I think we could sell millions.

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MamaBird said...

Where was that flask when I was teaching?! I adore Billy Collins... hope your week got better.

JCK said...

It sounds like you need your very own version of JackO'Clock! With Vodka!

K. said...

And this is why I adore you.